Bite

Today was every bit the title of my blog. Wasn't even out of bed before my mechanic called saying my sunroof is going to cost a zillion dollars. I love the damn Nissan, but sometimes I want to set it on fire. I shouldn't say that, though, because I really haven't had to fix anything on it for a couple years. It's just always damn costly when I do, and cars aside, every month it's something.

As the day went on some other bullshit went down, and long story short, Joe's waistline may affect events leading to a promotion? I want to assault people. Masses of people. "Hundreds of cats. Millions of cats." (Anyone have that book as a kid? I did. Maybe it scared me, and that's why I have no cats today. Nah, just allergic.)

Two of the best things I did today was eat a bag of gummy bears and take our king comforter to the laundromat so the kind gentleman there could wash it. I must say that small man can fold a giant comforter like no one's business. But, the very best thing I did was rock out to my ipod on the big stereo while I cleaned this place. A big thank you to Susan for loading my ipod back in Cali 2008. Today I ingested a musical speedball with Alice in Chains and Devotchka. It was beautiful.

That is all.