It's Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with LU!!

I got down in her face and sang the whole song to her.  She's so chill.  I'm getting them conditioned for children...or just a long life with ME.  Lu is ready.  Dex hates feet.  That's a problem.  

Day 2 and Gold's still hasn't charged my account.  I'm going to go ahead and claim victory.  And in light of that, Cardio X from my own living room felt extra good tonight. Maybe after I've been running a bit more, I'll pop in to good ol' Gold's and ask the attendants if they're still bringing KFC back from across the street and eating it in their back office to the torture of their patrons. 

At any rate, I knocked shit out today, which is probably going to be super boring to list, so I guess I won't.  We did get the CRV dropped off for windshield replacement, and prior to that I got the oil changed.  Tuesday is $5 off an oil change for ladies, and then it was b1g1 free windshield wipers.  Came in under budget on that.  Awesome, and best of all the dude installed them there.  Which was kind of hilarious to watch from my front row seat in the car (cuz it's one of those where you don't get out).  Anyhow, I really got shit rolling on that car today - gathered all the maintenance records and checked the carfax report (which Joe had never done).  Everything was good until I realized the front door automatic windows are getting peculiarly slow.  Dear God, let us sell this car already.  SERENITY NOW!

I also checked into my cashed out retirement.  It's been over three months since I quit - maybe four now, and my money is still all sorts of tied up.  It's just Murphy's Law all across the board.  I'm not even mad anymore.  It's just too stupid to be mad at any longer.  One day hopefully I'll get a decent check in the mail, and it'll be a nice surprise. 

On the bright side, Joe did graduate from WLC today.  Woot woot.  Next stop Promotion Board?!  Eh?  He has to go back to his company tomorrow but then is off for the rest of the week, which is good because he's starting to get pneumonia or something.  But I don't work, so I can nurse him back to health (enter: maniacal laughter).  Next week he works on Monday, and then Tuesday we're off to Mississippi for a very Happy [Redneck] Thanksgiving! 

GOBBLES!

"I peed on my balls.  I don't even know how it happened..."