Lu, You Bitch!

 

Well, Lu just chewed my umpteenth pair of underwear.  There, I said it; the cat is out of the bag.  The bitch chews my underwear.  And this time she crawled up on my bed to do it in the two minutes I was washing my face in the bathroom.  BIIIITCH.  She got on my bed which is against the rules, and then chewed my underwear, which is really, really against the rules.  AND, I considered this particular pair to be my lucky running pair.  The final insult is that this is following a day at the dog park in which Dexter went super rapist on the other dogs.  Dex humped a bloodhound to such an extent that his (Dex's) equipment had trouble "retracting."  I was horrified, but luckily my friends didn't abandon me and even helped to identify "improvement" with the "retraction."  I so did not want to go to the emergency vet because of my dog's wiener.  Geez.  So yeah, my dogs are perverted assholes.  

Other than that, I hung with my neighbor tonight sans dogs and watched the second half of Auburn giving South Carolina a massive beating.  I also talked to Joe who is now telling me that he'll be back the night before my 5k.  This isn't because the dates changed; it's apparently because Joe never knew what the hell they were in the first place.  I swear I'll punch him in the junk for his ineptitude and causing me to get upset over nothing.  At least we're making money off the TDY.  Camera fund!