...I left Joe on the couch tonight. :-/ I mean he could very well find his way in here later, but I just figured...he was already asleep, snoring (which I hate), and his body heat at night seriously makes the bed like ten degrees warmer. I wake up sweating. Do I sound like an ass? Or just menopausal? I love my husband, but just about the time I get used to sleeping with him again, he leaves, and then we do this all the hell over again. So, like I said - left him on the couch.
In other news, Lu keeps crapping herself. I really can't tell if she's being a bitch or is sick. At first I thought she was sick because I came home today to find she'd crapped her cage and was laying in it - not really her bag. She couldn't help it, though, because it was EVERYWHERE. I wanted to cry. Alas, I got her outside, got her bedding in the wash, tediously removed the the giant poo-filled plastic tray from her cage and hosed it down outside, scrubbed the metal part of the cage, floor and wall. Not to mention after Joe got home, we bathed Lu outside before she could come back in. Uggh. But then without warning she dumped in my dining room tonight. TWICE. What the hell, Lu??
On my breaks from cleaning up shit, I watched a Criminal Minds marathon with Joe...until of course he fell asleep. We're real lively folks over here. I guess we had an offer to meet up with some folks, but we said nah. We were both exhausted, and at the time there was still Poop Dog (Invader Zim, anyone? Rauls?) to deal with. CURSE YOU, POOP DOG, CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Tomorrow should be more...fun? I think it's supposed to storm all weekend, which kinda puts the brakes on home projects. Instead, general cleaning and sorting may be in order. I think Joe still has dirty clothes from Ranger School hidden in the guest bedroom. Gah. Speaking of Joey Walnuts, his birthday is Sunday. Little Joe will finally be 26! I bought him some cologne today, even though he asked for video games. F' that. (He got all he got all he asked for at Christmas and doesn't even have time to play them.) I sprayed every cologne they had a tester for at the PX today. By the time I was done, my nose was damn running, and I was having an allergy attack. I looked like an idiot. I know it. Oh well. The gift is bought, and tomorrow we're going out for sushi and possibly a movie. I believe at some point, I'll take him to Baskin Robbins and let him pick out an ice cream cake. Only the best for my baby....who I left on the couch. Eeeeek.
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The head lice episode of Invader Zim was one of the grossest episodes of any cartoon ever.
Were your descriptions of dog shit being squirted around your house animated, however, it would win that title.
My guess is that Joe hasn't done squat in Fallout 3. C'mon, man.
I leave Ryan on the couch all the time. Our couch is super uncomfortable too. You would think he would learn eventually!
Thanks for the tips! It looks like I'm going to need to get my read on and check out Dave's book. We just need to get our shit under control. And of course, we will! That's awesome that your student loan will be paid off in July. Way to go!
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